Seventh Smile | [Video]

[brokethefourthwall]

[Hello Luceti. Are you good with videos at awkward angles? Because this camera is pointed straight up in the air. Not only that, there seems to be something dangling from the tree. Something very... pink. It may take a moment, but you should eventually be able to make out the familiar pink form of Pinkie Pie, stuck up high in an apple tree. A garden hose is wrapped around her leg, keeping her in place. Her head also seems to be stuck.

...in a watering can.

Huh.

Well, anyway, the little pony is just going to swing there, squirming every now and then. Maybe you can be a good Samaritan and help her out? Or maybe she'll make a good pinata with how much candy is inside her.]

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[brokethefourthwall]

[She shakes her head.] Not unless you want to give yourself one doozy of a tummy ache. We mostly gathered, sorted and broke down rocks into more useful things. My family is really good at it, but I don't think it's really my thing.

[toujoursfluer]

[So more like a quarry then]

I wouldn't think so. You don't seem so set in stone.

[brokethefourthwall]

I dunno, I think I'd look nice as a statue. As long as I got to pick the pose, I mean~.

[toujoursfluer]

Yes a statue must have an interesting pose. [she nods solemnly] Show me your best.

[brokethefourthwall]

Hm... [She taps her chin with a hoof for a moment, before standing on one of her front hooves in a sort of one-handed handstand. Once properly balanced, she sticks her tongue out, grinning happily.]

Ta-daaa~!

[toujoursfluer]

Very good. Now hold that pose. [and Robin will make a little wreath laurel and drop it around her neck]

Forever. [And she rests a tiny apple on a poof of Pinkie's mane.]

[brokethefourthwall]

[She giggles, barely feeling the apple in her cooshy mane.]

I may need somepony to bring me milkshakes if I'm staying here. The life of a statue is a rough one~.

[toujoursfluer]

I'll make sure to bring you some whenever you need. [have a laurel for three of your hooves and she'll step back to admire her handiwork]

Anyway, a life of a statue is much preferable to that of a pinata.

[brokethefourthwall]

I should probably thank you then, for saving me from that life.

[toujoursfluer]

Anytime, Pinkie-chan. I think I'll call you, Small Party Pony Frozen Forever. How does that strike you?

[brokethefourthwall]

Hm. Yes. Quite apt, I must say.

[She nods sagely, tacking on a fake British accent for good measure.]

[toujoursfluer]

Quite. [She'll mimic the accent] Would you care to make a statue of me? [Turnabout is fair play, after all]

[brokethefourthwall]

That depends. Do you have a good pose in mind?

[toujoursfluer]

Yes, as a matter of fact. Care to see?

[brokethefourthwall]

I'd love to!

[toujoursfluer]

Very well.

[She crosses her arms over her chest and closes her eyes. Another Robin steps out from behind her so they are standing back to back and then arms shoot out from the ground, some adding onto one another and lengthening until it looks like she's standing between stylized wings. There is silence for a moment and then in an instant eyes screw open all over her body, all fixated on the small still pony]

[brokethefourthwall]

Oh wow! It's like some kind of funky eye-angel!

I bet you can see just about everything like that!

[toujoursfluer]

Yes I can. [eye angel. She likes that a lot. Though just for the fun of it, she makes all the eyes cross.]

I'm actually a super secret spy but don't tell anyone. [and she puts her finger to her lips but she can't hide the smirk]

[brokethefourthwall]

Really? I thought you were a pirate!

[Though spies are awesome too. She's been a spy a couple times. It was fun.]

[toujoursfluer]

Oh, I'm more than that. I'm a pirate spy archaeologist assassin. And

[the Robin behind her disappears but another grows into being on the branch beside Pinkie]

I can be in two places at once.

[brokethefourthwall]

[She snickers at the second "Robin", finally breaking her pose.]

I was in two places at once, once. It didn't work out very well.

[toujoursfluer]

Oh? [Curious now. Robin breaks her own pose the extra eyes and hands scattering. But the second Robin remains beside her, crossing one leg over the other]

How did that come about?

[brokethefourthwall]

[Hm okay now which one of you am I supposed to be talking to...]

I cloned myself using a magic mirror pond my Grannie Pie told me about. No big deal~.

...Except the clone cloned herself and eventually the whole town was almost destroyed by an army of me's.

[toujoursfluer]

[Whichever one you want to. She's all ears. Though at the story she laughs a little]

That sounds like a hard time. I suppose you weren't all you.

[brokethefourthwall]

I wasn't sure I was me after a while! Eventually Twilight came up with a test and sent all the me's who failed back into the pond. Lucky she picked the right one, huh?