Pinkie Pie (
brokethefourthwall) wrote2012-04-06 11:23 pm
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[Hello, citizens of Luceti. I hope you're all enjoying your daily routine. Picking up your lunch for the afternoon, or catching up on some reading by the fountain. Maybe even taking a trip to the item shop for some... window shopping.
Because you're not getting inside.
That's right. Anyone approaching the item shop will instantly notice the wagon in the doorway. A wagon holding a mountain of items so random that it would take some kind of evil genius to see how they all fit together. Or Pinkie Pie. You should probably suspect Pinkie Pie. The bubblegum-pink pony is happily darting from pile to pile, shelf to shelf, picking up and playing with just about everything she can get her hoofs on. Every once in a while, she'll gasp in excitement, before tossing an item onto her ever-growing mound.]
This is the best. Store. Ever!
Because you're not getting inside.
That's right. Anyone approaching the item shop will instantly notice the wagon in the doorway. A wagon holding a mountain of items so random that it would take some kind of evil genius to see how they all fit together. Or Pinkie Pie. You should probably suspect Pinkie Pie. The bubblegum-pink pony is happily darting from pile to pile, shelf to shelf, picking up and playing with just about everything she can get her hoofs on. Every once in a while, she'll gasp in excitement, before tossing an item onto her ever-growing mound.]
This is the best. Store. Ever!
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[She taps a hoof to her chin.]
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[Which, with any experience around Pinkie, proves to be a terrifying prospect.]
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What's that?
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Ta-da!
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How do you do that?
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And how can you hold onto those stilts?
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[And she giggles again. Were you expecting a straight answer?]
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...Because if you can do that but bring something else out each time then we won't need the stilts.
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Sound good?