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[brokethefourthwall]

[Hello, citizens of Luceti. I hope you're all enjoying your daily routine. Picking up your lunch for the afternoon, or catching up on some reading by the fountain. Maybe even taking a trip to the item shop for some... window shopping.

Because you're not getting inside.

That's right. Anyone approaching the item shop will instantly notice the wagon in the doorway. A wagon holding a mountain of items so random that it would take some kind of evil genius to see how they all fit together. Or Pinkie Pie. You should probably suspect Pinkie Pie. The bubblegum-pink pony is happily darting from pile to pile, shelf to shelf, picking up and playing with just about everything she can get her hoofs on. Every once in a while, she'll gasp in excitement, before tossing an item onto her ever-growing mound.]

This is the best. Store. Ever!

Comments

[fleurdesel]

Strange little quadruped, you know that some of those items might belong to someone else, right?

[Adele peers around the large obstruction and sighs.]

Really. Do you need all of this?

[brokethefourthwall]

[Suddenly, Pinkie pops out of her own pile, grinning wide.]

About as much as you needed my pies~!

[And just like that, she vanishes back into the shop, humming a happy tune.]

keywords relevant.

[honestapples]

[A trowel. That's all she needed. And yet here is this Mighty Wall of Stuff just inside the door, blocking the way. Applejack manages to squeeze her muzzle in around the wagon and item mountain and is not really surprised at all to see Pinkie is responsible for it.

Oh well. No harm done.]

Pinkie? Can ya toss me a trowel while you're in there?

those keywords will always be relevant

[brokethefourthwall]

[And Applejack is greeted by a pink hoof squeezing out of the doorway. With a gentle flick, it tosses a bright green beach towel onto AJ's back. From a distance, Pinkie calls out.]

Enjoy the beach, Applejack~!

[accepted]

[What the heck. Well it looks as though his plans to go into the item shop for some gels have been foiled. Caius can't even see inside the shop from here so he'll just yell over the pile of stuff.]

That's quite the collection you've got there. [...] Think you could move it?

[brokethefourthwall]

[And Pinkie quickly pops out of the giant mountain of random items, grinning wide.]

Isn't it neat? There's a little bit of everything in this store!

[fanged_wings]

[He had decided to go to the store to see if there were any AT parts he could use to try and fix Agito's AT, something he does at least once a week without it ever helping. But Akito's nice and tries to help his other out.

Except that is a mountain of stuff blocking his way, isn't it?]

...wow. What's all this for? [Tries to peer around to see who owns it-- is that a pony?]

[brokethefourthwall]

[Why yes, it is a pony. She gleefully bounces over, now wearing an oversized pair of sunglasses and carrying a rubber chicken in her mouth.]

Ibth thbth--

[Oh. Right. Chicken. She whips her head lightly, tossing the chicken onto the pile.]

It's for a great big super party!

[redjacketthief]

[He wandered to the item shop in search of a go set, to surprise Helios with it at the party. Not that he knew what a go set was--such games didn't exist even amongst the Force Sensitives at the Praxeum. There was the possibility of something similar, but it certainly wasn't called go.

The only...thing blocking his path is the wagon of goods--and the pink four-legged creature that was smiling far too broadly for comfort.]

Excuse me young...youngling. I have business inside, could you let me get by?

[brokethefourthwall]

[Pinkie pokes her head out of the door.]

Business? Now that doesn't sound very fun!

[thebellthatbinds]

[Sabriel was on her way to do her usual rounds of checking the stores for her bells or her sword but it seems that today has decided to throw a wrench in those plans. Stopping short of the giant wagon she can't help but stare.]

...Is the shop moving location?

[brokethefourthwall]

[Suddenly, Pinkie pops her head out of the middle of the pile.]

Is it? I mean, I guess it could, but that would mean it grew legs! [She giggles at the thought.]

[thelittlemacthatcould]

[Several months of exposure to the bizarre, and yet a pony as pink as his hoodie still can make him boggle. Perhaps because ponies do very well exist in his world... only... they aren't pink, nor do they speak in ways humans readily understand.]

Whoa... what the- -

[Slowing from his jog and wiping at his damp brow with the back of his hand, Mac peers curiously around the heap of stuff atop the wagon, trying to understand whether or not the store was relocating. Scratching at his head, he asks:]

What's goin' on?

[brokethefourthwall]

[Pinkie sticks her head out the window, wearing a punch bowl on her head and a snorkel in her mouth. She playfully blows bubbles from the top of the snorkel, before spitting it out.]

What's going on is that this is the best place ever!

[canterlock]

[Luna is looking up at the mound on top of the wagon, wondering just how strong of a wind it would take before the whole tower just teeters off its base and comes crashing down around them. Actually, she is here looking for her crown.]

[Where is it? ...There are too many objects to tell.]

Aaaah... so it is thou who hast chosen to hoard all of the villagers' belongings.

1/2

[brokethefourthwall]

Hoarding? I didn't know this stuff bel--

2/2

[brokethefourthwall]

[Wait a second. That voice. That mane.]

P-Princess Luna! Hi!

[She flashes a sheepish grin. Pinkie never has any problem talking to nobility, but Luna was kind of trying to submerge the world in eternal darkness last they met.]

[doubleppk]

[Stands there watching in amusement and snaps her fingers.]

Damn. Now why didn't I think of that?

[brokethefourthwall]

[Pinkie pops her head out of the pile of stuff, wearing a bright green hockey mask.]

Because that would mean we were in each other's heads, and that would just be koooookie~! [Giggle.]

[action]

[idealism]

[She's not the only one wanting to explore the shop. He pushes carefully on the wagon, to see if it's possible to squeeze past.]

What are you doing?

[action]

[brokethefourthwall]

[The wagon budges, but the large pile of items sways with the movements.]

I'm getting everything ready to throw a super-mega-huge-a party like you've never seen!

[shying]

[Fluttershy is just on her way to pick up some bandages- she'd found a couple of baby birds who'd freshly hatched and hurt themselves falling from the nest, poor things. She hadn't expected to find... well, this. What in the world...]

Um... Pinkie? What are you doing...?

[brokethefourthwall]

Getting everything together for the Super Special Friendship Jamboree, of course~.

[She giggles.]

But what are you doing here, Fluttershy?

action; shhhh, this isn't late at all /shifty eyes

[degleamed]

[O-oh my, that is quite a lot of things in that wagon, isn't it?]

Oh, hello, Pinkie Pie? What are you...doing?

[brokethefourthwall]

[Pinkie pops out of the middle of the pile, wearing an oversized foam-rubber cowboy hat.]

Hiya, Rapunzel! I'm just getting everything ready for a super huge party I'm planning!

[lostinmyway]

[Grune had been intending to wander around the item shop today, but, well...wagon. She spends a little while looking for a way around the heaps and heaps of stuff before simply stopping in front of it, her finger resting against her cheek.]

Hmm....

[Now how to get by?]

[brokethefourthwall]

[Don't look now, Grune, but there's a bright pink pony standing next to you, up on her back hooves, mimicking your pose.]

Hm-hmm...

[knightofratatosk]

[It's hard to miss the wagon, but Emil doesn't see Pinkie Pie at first, so he has no idea who is responsible for this. Maybe he can squeeze by this... nope.]

Um, excuse me...

[brokethefourthwall]

[Pinkie pokes her head out from the top of the pile, wearing a paper mache pirate hat, complete with eye patch.]

Something I can help you with, matey? [Giggle.]

[wannabolt]

[...A wagon with a mountain of random items.

Hoo boy. She knows only one pony who would gather so many odd little trinkets. And here Dash was gonna check things out. Well, for now, she'll try and squeeze her head into the door.]

Pinkie!