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[brokethefourthwall]

[Hello, citizens of Luceti. I hope you're all enjoying your daily routine. Picking up your lunch for the afternoon, or catching up on some reading by the fountain. Maybe even taking a trip to the item shop for some... window shopping.

Because you're not getting inside.

That's right. Anyone approaching the item shop will instantly notice the wagon in the doorway. A wagon holding a mountain of items so random that it would take some kind of evil genius to see how they all fit together. Or Pinkie Pie. You should probably suspect Pinkie Pie. The bubblegum-pink pony is happily darting from pile to pile, shelf to shelf, picking up and playing with just about everything she can get her hoofs on. Every once in a while, she'll gasp in excitement, before tossing an item onto her ever-growing mound.]

This is the best. Store. Ever!

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[accepted]

[Blink blink.]

What so you're going to make something out of all of this? Uh... What're you going to make?

[brokethefourthwall]

I'm not gonna make anything! I'm going to throw a party!

[accepted]

...A party? With all of this stuff?

[Yeah he's not seeing it.]

Could just use the Battle Dome like everyone else does for parties if you want want you know.

[brokethefourthwall]

Battle Dome? What's that?

[It sounds dangerous. And awesome.]

[accepted]

It's this big dome. And you fight in it. [Best explanation.] But some people have had parties there using the console, pool parties and stuff.

[brokethefourthwall]

[Gasp!]

A pool party sounds amazing! We can all bring floaties and towels, and Rarity would love making bathing suits for everypony. Then we can have a barbecue and punch poolside~!

[accepted]

... You must really like parties. But yeah you could do all of those things with Rarity. And Rainbow Dash too, right?

[Because there's no way these two can't not be related.]

[brokethefourthwall]

[She gives an excited gasp, quickly getting closer.]

You know Rainbow Dash? She's one of my bestest friends!

[Because you totally couldn't make that connection on your own.]

[accepted]

[Suddenly pony all up in his grill. Better take a small step back.]

Yeah, I do. We've actually been to the battle dome together to fight some monsters before.

[Or rather deal with Caius screwing up with using the console but close enough.]

She's one of my friends too.

[brokethefourthwall]

Well any friend of Rainbow Dash is a friend of mine!

[She snorts, giggling.] Well, everypony is a friend of Pinkie Pie~!

[accepted]

Really? Well then I guess it's nice to meet you Pinkie Pie.

[More friends are always awesome... Even if they block the door to the item shop with a giant pile of junk.]

If you're not going to move this heap anytime soon could you check and see if you threw any gels in there? It's what I came here for.

[brokethefourthwall]

Well... I can try and move it. But I think I may have taken an eentsy-teensy bit too much~.

[She giggles, looking up at the pile she's accumulated.]

[accepted]

Want me to move it? I've moved furniture for people before, I could manage this too.

[He could probably push the pile out of the way if he transformed.]

[brokethefourthwall]

I wouldn't turn down the help!

[accepted]

[Right then. There's a sudden flash of light before Caius disappears and is replaced by a werewolf looking sort of guy wearing his clothes. He'll just get to work moving the wagon away from the door.]

This shouldn't take long.

[brokethefourthwall]

[Pinkie, seemingly unfazed by the transformation, hops over with glee.]

You didn't tell me you were a puppy!

[accepted]

[FFFF... His head drops for a moment before he goes back to hauling the wagon.]

I'm not a puppy, I'm a Leymon. Why does everyone say I'm a puppy?

[Can't they at least say wolf?! That's cooler sounding than puppy!!]

[brokethefourthwall]

Don't be silly! You're not a lemon! Lemons are small and yellow and sour! You're big and fuzzy-wuzzy!

[accepted]

[Okay there. Done. Wagon moved.]

No, not lemon. Of course I'm not a lemon! Leymon. Leymon. And I'm not... Fuzzy-wuzzy...

[brokethefourthwall]

If you saaay sooooo~!

[She playfully hops in circles around him.]

[accepted]

[Fwoosh, another flash of light and no more fuzzy-wuzzyness.]

See, I'm not fuzzy or anything at all.

[With the wagon out of the way he'll just head on in and start looking for some gels, being careful not to bump into Pinkie as she hops around.]

[brokethefourthwall]

Hey! You're a monkey again! That's some really neat magic!

[accepted]

Huh, what, a monkey? I don't even know what a monkey is... I'm human now, not a monkey or anything else. I know Equestria doesn't have humans, but people who look like me now are humans. Not monkeys.

[brokethefourthwall]

Hue-man? What a silly name!

[accepted]

You think so? It's not that silly, everyone seems to use it. Well uh, most people anyway.

[But now he's thinking if it really is a silly name or not, it's like he's ever known anything else. :|a

In the midst of his thought he spots some apple gels and moves to grab a few to stuff into his pockets.]